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2025

21

May

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

I don’t follow Stephen Baldwin’s social media antics, I know he’s a weird Christian who found god due to his alcoholism, but I don’t think that Christians are all that weird since it’s the only way to salvation. He is just a celebrity and a Baldwin so when he does anything it’s weird and in some cases MURDEROUS….just not in his case.

Anyway, your second favorite star of Bio-Dome outside posted this cryptic video of him doing a voice over Leo DiCaprio.

In the event you didn’t know, celebrities are more obsessed with other celebrities than the average trailer park granny on disability reading the tabloids. They’re so into it, they’ve made it their life.

So he put out a video of Leo in Tuxedo, probably in Cannes, saying how he is the most protected man in Hollywood.

Whether that’s fact or not or whether he means “protected” in the same way that the conspiracy theorists out there think he’s protected is up for debate.

Now, you’ll think that he was either human trafficked, passed around the industry as a little boy, only to grow up to be an abuser.

Then you’ll think that those rumors that he’s gay and that all these models are actually just girls he human traffics, because he doesn’t actually fuck them, since he’s more into fucking dudes.

Maybe he’s CIA trying to entrap powerful people who want to be near America’s Golden Boy….touring the world with billionaires who finance his life even though he’s worth 100s of millions of dollars. Pussy Posse gayness.

Maybe he’s just a Hollywood Playboy in his 50s, having a good time over the last 30 years and that he’s not really protected at all…

Or maybe he’s a creep who rapes and kills groupies an they cover it up for him because they need him in the movies to make them money…

Either way, he’s a whore monger, his whores are models, he rotates through them like an old set of tires, flipping them like old soiled mattresses….

More importantly, Stephen Baldwin cares….watch with audio:

Here’s Leo’s hard faced Italian girlfriend Vittoria Trattoria being a whore doing porn with another gay man for a Fashion Ad….because in order to be Cuck Leo’s girlfriend you must be an opportunist whore….

Here is his girlfriend Vittoria Trattoria in some pictures from France where she is being an opportunist whore to A-List celebrity Cuck Leo DiCaprio…because love happens.

Posted in:Leonardo DiCaprio

2025

21

May

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

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It’s the law to make at least on CANS IN CANNES dad joke annually when the festival goes down. Salma is those CANS today….

CANNES has made a new dress code laws that doesn’t allow the shameless whores who are in attendence, ready to make their debut because their rich financier decided to invite them, to flash their tits. So we’re stuck with cleavage.

Salma Hayek is coming fresh off her Sports Illustrated Swim cover shoot.

At 55+, that’s an impressive feat, especially after being traumatized by seeing one of those 55+ porn magazine back when they made the obscure niche porn magazines before the internet took over in porn weirdness.

It may be one of those situations which being rich in her own right and rich through marrying one of the richest dudes in the world has allowed her to live in a vaccuum and age better than the Marge at the corner store who sells me cigarettes, we call her the last standing white convenience store worker, and she is either 35 or 95….you just can’t tell if it’s been hard living or just dying.

Hayek is famous and relies on her looks for that career that made her billionaire buy her in the first place, all made in Mexico and ready to be shipped internationally for the right price

So she has to be vain as a matter of survival. She has to maintain a certain level of looks to keep her career and her man’s erection while she has sex with other men in front of him at the Satanic sex parties….Billionaires…

So for the life of her, she’s aging gracefully with the help of money, science, tits.

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2025

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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2025

20

May

Britney Spears is her Own Push Up Bra of the Day

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Britney Spears has taken it upon herself to push up her old mom saggers like she was a modern direct to consumer bra being sold by a pile of shit celebrity or influencer.

Since Britney Spears is the only interesting thing that is happening in pop culture. Whether this is her, a body double, AI, old content…

Whether she’s alive, dead, or in a medicated coma drooling on herself as her family gets paid off her legacy…

Her content is weird and thus amazing, someone should do more investigative journalism on her…and we can start by watching her give herself pushed up cleavage…

She’s a legend whether alive, dead, AI, old content or a body double….check it out.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2025

20

May

Lily Mo Sheen’s Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is Kate Beckinsale’s adult daughter, because Kate Beckinsale is old as shit and potentially dying. These things tend to happen when a girl decides to fixate on her appearance, doing all she can to not rot on the outside, while clearly rotting on the inside.

We assume her father is Charlie Sheen, possibly pre-AIDS, unless that is what Beckinsale is dying of….

We know her because she released or leaked or was hacked as a college girl, circulating her celebrity child or child of celebrity nudes all over the fucking place.

Lawyers came after those who posted them, I was forced to delete them, but google will give you the nudes you want.

She laid low the last 4-5 years when all this went down, but she has an instagram and she posted a slutty bikini selfie…looking tiny and fit…which is a glorious thing when distorted as a reflection in a window so you miss the pock marks…..

Posted in:Lily Mo Sheen

2025

20

May

Heidi Klum Big Tits of the Day

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In the event you were wondering, and I am sure you were wondering….Heidi Klum has big tits…

She brought the tits to Cannes, who are apparently trying to scale down on the whore dresses by instilling a dress code this year, since everyone is an exhibitionist trash can of a person looking to go viral.

Which they can do easily by hitting the beaches of Cannes in their French National Bikini Top which is NO TOP…

So unleash these bad boys granny…and while we wait for those pics to happen or get released, we’ll look at her tits pushing the limits of the Cannes dresscode she’s stretching out like Seal’s Penis did to her…

When old and with tits – use the tit.

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2025

20

May

Jessica Alba’s Lubricated Old Lady Face of the Day

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Jessica Alba is an attention seeking old lady who is trying to revisit her glory days of being one of the hottest celebs of her era.

In an era of ugly celebs taking over from the hot chicks, there is hope for her menopausal pussy to rise back up to the top, since the slophole that is the talent pool is worse than her slophole, even after all the kids, herpes and other grossness you know it’s experienced in its long career.

She’s no longer running her billion dollar internet brand, but she may have never ran it….she did make stupid money off it.

So in her retirement, she’s posting lubricated faces that inspire a face fuck, or at the very least a facial fantasy from the masses…all old aged and still moist…

She also posted some bikini content for you to jerk off to because she’s a whore…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2025

20

May

Checking Out Lottie Moss’ Tits of the Day

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Lottie Moss is an inspiring story of a girl who gets it.

She was the much younger half sister of Kate Moss. It’s debatable as to whether she ever met Kate Moss, or if Kate Moss ever brought her around the high fashion world that she was part of.

However, thanks to circumstance, having the same last name became an amazing marketing hook.

The average person didn’t know if Kate and her had a relationship, we didn’t even really know they were halfies, and when it all came down to it, it meant she got to leverage that name.

In moving to America as a hot model, not really a Fashion Model but someone affiliated with a Fashion Model making her enough of a model, landed her some campaigns…just enough campaigns to really matter.

So she did what any self disrespecting woman would do, and what we would do as women, and launched an onlyfans, all porny, included DILDO INSERTIOn which in some places or eras would have been seen as porn…but not this generation, that’s just how you say HELLO to the internet…

Anyway, she’s still got her bolt on tits, she’s using them for good that may actually be evil….clearly she has cats…check it out.

Posted in:Lottie Moss

2025

20

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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So I was looking at pictures someone posted of their mom who just died. It was one of those tributes to their mom, celebration of life, moments of sadness because the aggressive cancer took her away.

For some reason, her mom was a bit of a whore and every picture of her had her in bikini tops, swimsuits on vacation and tight braless shirts from back in the 70s.

If I wasn’t an old man, it would be the kind of thing I’d jerk off to. The vintage pics of now dead women, it’s a thing, not quite necrophilia.

So I’ve been knee deep in dead big tits that remind me how great big tits are…

However, as a big fan, ambassador and activist of the Tiny Tits because they are tits….

I needed to Tiny Tit Tuesday to bring back down to earth, you know fight the temptation and spell of the hot big tit….and go back to appreciating the tiny tit.

Posted in:TINY TITS

2025

20

May

Dakota Johnson in a Tight Dress of the Day

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I don’t post pictures of Dakota Johnson trying to be hot in a near sheer tight dress with a visible thong at a fancy event because I think she’s hot.

I don’t post pictures of Dakota Johnson trying to be hot in a tight dress because she is Hollywood royalty, her granny was molested by Hitchcock like he was Weinstein, her mom Melanie Griffith who wasn’t always a walking corpse and her dad Don Johnson from Miami Vice….

I post pictures of Dakota Johnson trying to be hot for the Coldplay fans because she’s the girl he watches and jerks off to gay porn with….and Coldplay fans can’t get enough of Coldplay jerking off to gay porn, they just wish he would do that with them….since Coldplay fans are gay.

It’s my version of clickbait….maybe this will turn DRUNKENSTEPFATHER into Buzzfeed. Let’s go Coldplay fan….make it count.

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