Britney Spears is the only thing that really matters in the entertainment industry.

Sure, assholes are promoting TV shows, Movies and doing all that nonsense.

Other assholes are promoting their OnlyFans…that they rook and manipulate retard minds into subscribing to see nudes they can just google, or to chat with AI or Indian Call Center staff pretending to be the bitch they are paying….because they are just that fucking sad…

There’s Cannes, there’s influencers pushing product people don’t need…

So much going on….but the only story I care about, other than Freeing Harvey…..which I’ve been an advocate for for a while….is Britney Spears…

Britney’s got the body, she’s got the level of stability and sanity we need to keep us inspired….she may be dead, this may be a body double, this may be AI…but it’s lovely.

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Britney Spears has taken it upon herself to push up her old mom saggers like she was a modern direct to consumer bra being sold by a pile of shit celebrity or influencer.

Since Britney Spears is the only interesting thing that is happening in pop culture. Whether this is her, a body double, AI, old content…

Whether she’s alive, dead, or in a medicated coma drooling on herself as her family gets paid off her legacy…

Her content is weird and thus amazing, someone should do more investigative journalism on her…and we can start by watching her give herself pushed up cleavage…

She’s a legend whether alive, dead, AI, old content or a body double….check it out.

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It’s a LONG WEEKEND here, so that means that I am not going to bother updating a site for you ungrateful fucks who I don’t influence or control in ways I would like to.

You see, my laziness and passive approach to our relationship has been a total fucking fail.

I could have turned us into a sex cult, into a community where I get to fuck your wives, sisters and hot college aged daughters….while taking 10-20 percent of your assets and earnings….

Instead, you don’t even click links I tell you to click…..

That’s a burden I have to carry on my shoulders through life, knowing what could have been…

Luckily, I have mental videos of Britney Spears doing retard dances, despite being a professionally trained top level pop star, because Britney’s dead and this is AI or a body double…

FACTS

That’s how we spend our long weekend:

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Some videos don’t require my captions, commentary, or insight because they are perfection….they’ve found the magic formula….

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I do my best to spend as little time on the computer as possible. It’s not because my life is all that interesting, or like I’m some faggy influencer trying to be more present in my day to day life, I just don’t find the internet all that interesting.

I would rather stare at the wall with my autism, retardations, perversions….

I mean the highlight of my weekend was seeing a hot chick in a very tight outfit at the grocery store buying bananas, my mind wondering what she was going to do with said bananas…ya know…real life shit…that’s ultimately not that exciting but thank god it’s off the internet…

Well, in my time away from screens, because I want to be more present and left the fuck alone in my perversions….Britney Spears dropped some sexy content to her feed…LOTS of sex content.

If you read the site, I find the Britney Spears collapse one of the only interesting pop culture events and seeing her awkward, sketchy, crackyhead dances in bikinis excite me.

The best part about her content is that despite having all that Britney money, she posts content in the same bikini.

Being Britney Spears, you’d expect brands to send her endless supplies of Bikinis, yet she just wears the same one in the same venue or location year after year, like she’s on repeat.

IT is almost as if it’s not Britney at all and they are just brainwashing us with the swap.

Or that it’s old content of Britney someone is keeping alive…

Maybe it’s AI, but whatever it is, it’s weird, sinister, dark..

Is Britney Dead, what’s going on here?

Why can’t she dance?

She’s Britney Spears….

Someone, not me, because I can’t be bothered, needs to do some investigative journalism on this shit….

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Britney Spears has reposted a video of her dancing awkwardly in her underwear.

This is the same content pieces that she reposted a few weeks ago, where she addressed the fact that she has two pairs of panties on because the outter panties are totally see through and she doesn’t want to show anyone her dick.

I think the awkward dance of the professional pop star who made a career out of dance is a fun and exciting parody because she’s half naked and old.

It’s not like Britney can’t dance, it’s just that her body double, replacement or AI can’t dance, so they just play it off as parody….because I guess when you get a body double that’s the definition of parody….

Point of the story, keep on bringing the old content of a dead Britney because she’s half naked, mental and it’s exciting to me, in a world where I am totally desensitized and never excited.

This is the less gross form of necrophilia, jerking off to dead chicks not fucking actual dead chicks!

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Britney Spears may be dead but whoever is playing Britney, whether that’s AI, old footage, a body double is having a good time.

Sure, it is possible that the official narrative that this is the actual Britney Spears, just going through life with new teeth because she’s not actually dead, but rather a rich mental case with her new found independence is reality….

But where is the fun in that….

Here is some weird mix of content from her instagram that she posted from what I assume is Mexico, featuring pussy on motorbikes, bikinis, other weirdness….because when you’re Britney Spears, her Body Double, AI, you can do anything you want.

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As you know, Britney Spears being dead or institutionalized, or in a medically induced coma, replaced by either AI or a BODY double has been one of the highlights of pop culture…since Pop Culture is essentially dead, no one gives a fuck….

Britney Spears is the last standing from the OLD GUARD that’s doing anything of interest, you know the old school pop star who was top of the pops still making noise in a way that’s more authentic that the old timers trying too hard, less desperate but more disturbing because of how weird it is.

She’s a top level professionally trained performer and this is the quality of dance she puts together for herself, wine mom and clunky, fucking weird, which makes it amazing.

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Britney Spears is one of the only interesting things going on in pop culture. A top trained starlet, possibly killed off and replaced, or maybe cloned with a retard clone because the tech isn’t there, or maybe it’s a body double, AI, we don’t know…but it’s one of those “that ain’t Britney” sentiments with every post.

In her weirdness, her awkward medicated dances, her sudden tooth gap that doesn’t line up with old Britney….WE WANT THE DENTAL RECORDS….she likes to strip down and show off her body.

The past week she’s been milking these lingerie set, which we’ve already posted – scroll down….

She posted other screenshots of it because she wanted to address that she has two pairs of panties on because of how sheer the top pair are, but it is possible the double panties is to keep the sap in the tree, if you know what I mean….MAPLE SYRUP TALK….

Today, she gave us a new angle with VISIBLE boots….

It’s mental, it’s like a homeless chick given access to the internet, it’s amazing…

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If you read the site, which you don’t, but if you did, you’d know that my favorite thing in Pop Culture is Britney Spears.

This girl was the top of the charts, number 1 pop star, totally celebrated and accepted as a captain of pop industry.

All the pop stars since her have been bootleg versions of her, she created or at least dominated a whole brand of pop, securing herself as legend in shitty pop music.

She’s been worked hard, she’s made crazy money, she’s been broken time and time again, because being Britney Spears is hard, just ask all the clones, body doubles and AI they’ve used to play Britnery since the original Britney was killed off, or laying in the basement in a coma.

It’s one of those falls from the top that people seem to love to watch happen, because it makes these icons seem more human and because we are inherently jealous assholes who don’t like seeing people win.

I don’t mind seeing people win, I don’t like to kick em when they’re down, I like to kick them when they are up, because it’s funny….

I just find the Britnery (the name I’ve given her AI body double) to be almost interesting in an era where no celebrity is interesting.

From the AWKWARD dances that can’t be from someone trained as hard as her, it’s like when you see a figure skater in their 50s or 60s, all fat and dumpy put on a pair of skates, they can still manage to get around on the ice….not that I know figure skaters, but it probably applies to anyone who performed at a high level.

Then Britnery gets on the internet, half naked because she likes being jerking off to, or it’s part of the shaming process they put her body doubles through in order to keep them from talking….and Britnery’s dances are worse than if I was to do her dance…and she’s BRITNEY SPEARS, allegedly.

It;s all as crazy as her teeth, which I don’t mock like SNL, I actually like real teeth on a bitch, but when you don’t have a tooth gap, then you do have a tooth gap, you start thinking we need the DENTAL RECORDS to IDENTIFY the body….

All this to say, she brings us hot old lady content, made hotter because it’s so weird.

This is what she has to say about the whole thing:

RIP Britney, HELLO whoever the fuck this is reanimating the corpse of Britney..I like the nude in bed video best….

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