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2025

27

May

Dua Lipa’s Eyebrows are in a Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa is a top level popstar.

I like to pretend that she was human trafficked from some refugee camp in the 90s Albania.

The truth is that her story is far less interesting than that. Her dad was a digital marketing expert who understood how to game the internet, applied those tactics to his daughter in a time when less people were doing it, created some catchy viral songs run through the hit machine that Gaga used, and here we are.

She is marketed as a top pop star, she’s probably paid quite well with all her hits, and whether she’s worthy of that is irrelevant because she’s got it.

We live in a low frequency, half retard, medicated world where manipulating the minds of the masses seems relatively easy for those who manage to pull it off, and quality content is irrelevant in the whole process since these retards will hop on any trend as to not be left out. They don’t even know what they like or not.

The good news is that Dua Lipa’s got tits she sometimes shows off in her whore content, because no good marketing strategy exists without whore content.

This is her whore content, where you will see aggressive eyebrows, which may be a look, a look that may feel familiar, comforting and nostalgic because you grew up watching Sesame Street….

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2025

09

May

Dua Lipa Gets her Ass Grabbed of the Day

Dua Lipa could be a transgender that they’ve brought in from Albania to fuck with your minds.

It’s the best way to normalize transgenders, by duping motherfuckers into thinking the celebrities they jerk off to have natural born cunts in their panties, rather than some aftermarket shit.

If you view it from a long game perspective, they can slowly integrate the transgender into your mind, having you lust after the transgender, until it is normalized and you only want transgenders.

It’s almost like a prank, but with more serious consequences, because when everyone only gets off to trannies, they don’t have families with nice women who hold up the house and keep the traditional family dream alive…

Whether she’s transgender or not, she’s getting her ass grabbed in a tight dress by some homosexual she’s bigger and broader than…her ass is basically at his nipples, perfect for her to titty fuck him if she is transgender.

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2025

29

Apr

Dua Lipa’s in a Sheer Dress of the Day

Dua Lipa is one of the most important people in pop music, at least according to TikTok, which is basically where the masters of the world decided to launch her and present her as some self-produced artist, instead of some manufactured bullshit designed to shape the generation of retards….

Her official story is that she was an Albanian refugee brought to the UK with her father who happened to be a digital marketing expert and who clearly decided to digitally market her to the retards of the world who buy into popular shit.

They succeeded with the BOT traffic, the RUSSIAN Disinformation, the manipulation of numbers and algorithms and even if she wasn’t created by the Illuminati, but rather a nerd marketer with a dream for his kids, it’s still manufactured fake news, in the form of FAKE music.

She has tits, apparently no nipples, she shows off her body, because it’s a whore generation, she gets invited to events where she can do all those things, and with the visible panties to hide her cock, she’s got what you’d think would be visible tits, without the nipples. FUN…

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2025

07

Apr

Dua Lipa in New Zealand Being Slutty of the Day

As it turns out…Dua Lipa may be a man.

They say that the satanic illuminati like to trick the general public with inversions….

So they put trannies like Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston and other celebrities into key female positions, to basically brainwash the world into becoming a bunch of homos who find men dressed like women hot.

So naturally, this is a CIA operation like the Grateful Dead or all the protest rock in the 60s, where children of Military men created bands and festivals for a generation to buy into…the Free Love movement to destroy family, to create liberalism, to push satanism, and to get everyone on drugs all in efforts to deflate a society, the family unit and distract from the real enemies in your own backyard…

Only now, they do it by making dudes into whores that other dudes jerk off to not knowing they are dudes, some Crying Game shit that you don’t end up killing the tranny trickery…but instead embracing it at a pride event in a rainbow flag of weirdness…

Since you’re into jerking off to dudes dressed like women, here’s a potential dude dressed like a woman…to jerk off to.

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2025

01

Apr

Dua Lipa’s Australian Experience of the Day

Dua Lipa has gamed the system, or at least TikTok, which has allowed her to become one of the top international pop acts because people are morons.

She got in on that TikTok money early on, becoming the soundtrack to a generation of full retards doing full retard dances hoping to get famous.

At least Dua Lipa was putting together catchy jingles and soundbites behind the retard dancing, or at least she’s profiting off actual musical output, whether we like it or not.

It’s the retard dancers getting famous for being retard dancers that I’m more concerned with.

There have been countless one-hit-wonders, I’m the kind of guy who wishes he had a one-hit wonder, but that would require being relevant, finger on the pulse, at that right moment in time and I guess it would require being musical, not a lazy sloth who does nothing, but a go-get-em kind of person…..

So I don’t hate the one-hit wonder, or in Dua’s case, the multiple hit wonder….

It’s the retard dancer, putting no thought or effort in his America’s Funniest Video and getting famous for it, becoming a meme, being paid because he said HAWK TUAH in reference to sucking a cock….that is far more offensive than strategic one-hit-wonder marketing…

Luckily for Dua, the retard dancer and all the aspiring retard dancers want to experience her in person, keeping her making that money.

She’s in AUSTRALIA and this is her personal ROUND-UP….not the pesticide…because it seems to attract the insects of the world.

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2025

27

Mar

Dua Lipa’s Bikini in Australia of the Day

Dua Lipa posted some clickbait bikini content to her social media, because the once too fat to model, so she decided to become a huge viral star on TikTok with songs that have been played billions of time and that have made her and her family hundreds of millions of dollars, not that they needed it, her dad was already a digital marketing expert with a successful agency that allowed Dua to be a poor little rich kid with a dream he could exploit and make happen.

She probably plays the whole refugee human trafficked to England from Albania bullshit, but that’s as much of a lie as her bikini selfies….

The paparazzi captured some of her bikini in Australia exhibitionism and the real Dua Lipa is far less interesting than the one on social media.

She looks like a dyed hair barmaid who hasn’t slept in a month, or seen the sun.

She looks like she’s morphing into a middle-aged body, with her fat knees and possible cankles….but that could just be the angle of the ankles….but looks more like water retention….

I like the small tits, it’s not about her small tits….it’s about her knowing how to social media better than paparazzi…and that doesn’t take away from all her hit songs that manipulate the minds of the average internet user…or any of the money she’s mad!

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2025

11

Mar

Dua Lipa’s Slutty Outfit of the Day

Here’s Dua Lipa and one of those sideways vaginas that all the fat white guys seem to fucking love and breed with….

They are both in relatively sheer tops, but I’m not seeing any nipple, which is disgraceful and they should be ashamed of themselves.

If you’re going to be a human trafficked sex kitten from Albania, or Former Yugoslavia, or whatever part of Asia….the least you can do is show the nipple instead of tease the nipple.

It’s not like we’re being tricked into thinking they are classy or wholesome, or that if we pay they’ll give us what we want.

This isn’t the slow dance stripper building up to the lap dances by not showing cunt on stage….

This is attention deficit disorder…where we ain’t got time for shit cuz we’re already onto the next scroll….I’m actually I lasted this long writing this, I was thinking about lunch, other tits, and bounced through three to 12 tabs on my browser in the making of this post.

LEGEND…

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2024

12

Dec

Dua Lipa’s in Lingerie of the Day

Dua Lipa is one of the hottest of the pop stars the industry is spoon feeding. us.

That’s not saying much since we live in a society of low bar, low expectations, low standards and low quality pussy.

Never has there been an era where such pig looking bitches have been celebrated so hard, whether its’ the nasty porn chicks who look like shit…the nasty OF girls who look like shit, the nasty models the woke media push on us, the nasty celebrities they pretend are hot….we are just exposed to so much shit that gets elevated to exceptional status while not being exceptional at all.

You low standard fucks are too blame, you should collectively DEMAND more from your local congressmen, they work for you, stop being a passive fuck who lets them own you, they work for you…

Anyway, DUA, who they pretend is a YOUTUBER, has climbed the ranks with TIKTOK hits, all calculated and contrived, like a science since success is trackable data points on google analytics…and facebook insights…

She is possibly human trafficked and created for this, maybe it’s just a random success story, but ultimately, she’s an exhibitionist, an attention seeker, a girl who wants you to see her body in lingerie and she pushes it as often as she can.

It’s safe to assume she’d be terrible to witness in human form, but in pictures she’s not the ugliest or the fattest, so we’ll accept her position in this failed pop culture era.

It’s safe to assume this behavior is in a public place, maybe sanctioned off for her IMPORTANT presence, but it could also be a private residence….making her internet exhibition less shameless and for the fans but still shameless…

The good times will be back again baby, this is what we’ve got for now.

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2024

03

Dec

Dua Lipa Wants You to Jerk Off to Her of the Day

Here’s a pretty silly series of pictures from the TIKTOK sensation Dua Lipa, who thanks to a dad in marketing, or maybe a conspiracy of human trafficking Albanians and training them to be the next pop stars, she’s one of the biggest acts around….

The reason this content is silly is because it’s pointless…

It’s like the girl’s got an ego, thinks she looks hot, wants to share that with her fans so that they leave all the praise in her comments about how beautiful she is.

It would require just a little effort for her to be doing something fun, or cool, or interesting, inspiring, comedic but why bother.

She did hair and make-up, is wearing a designer dress, so playing it up for the camera IS the content…USELESS fucking content, barely SHOWING tit content, DEFINITELY NO ASS content…and that’s unfortunate.

Ladies, if you’re going to do gay pose for camera shit, just fucking pull out the pussy lip a little or even a nip, GIVE US SOMETHING.

Otherwise, I DEMAND more effort in your shamelessness, she makes enough money and has enough resources to do HIGH level shit where EVERY instagram post is a “FUCK YEAH”….rather than a “What the fuck am I wasting my time looking at”…..

SO LET ME WASTE MY TIME MORE BY CREATING A POST ABOUT IT….

In conclusion, the real loser here is me, but we already knew that!

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2024

18

Nov

Does Dua Lipa Give You a Boner of the Day

Dua Lipa may not be human trafficked by the industry leaders who create popstars, but I like to believe that she was because it makes her story more interesting.

I don’t like to believe that someone organically became famous because I don’t believe the industry allows people to organically become famous.

If they can’t control you, they snuff you out, so all the messaging and the fact that Dua Lipa exists means she part of the bigger established machine and not running shit as an indy artist from her basement.

Whether she as discovered in a refugee camp in Albania during the Yugoslavian war in the 90s doesn’t really matter, but assuming she was picked up by a digital marketing expert who raised her as his own and made her go viral on social media using the same tactics America calls “Election Interference Due to Russian Mis-Information”….only applied to some slutty chick who likes having her tits and ass out while performing popular songs on TikTok that she’s apparently created all on her own because she just understand the market of TikTok that well.

She’s a TikTok act that’s doing bing things with her ass out….so does she give you a boner?

Here she is simulating dick bouncing….

Her she is in leather underwear that makes her pussy sweat…..

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